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| The Firetable Really Is A Table With A Shooting Flame ![]() Although it pretty much summer time we could do without causin more heat in our homes, but this is pretty cool. Lord, how we love this accident-waiting-to-happen piece of furniture! It’s your everyday coffee table, but with the added twist of having a flame spout off from the middle. (Does a flame, technically, ever “spout off”?) It’s made from reconstituted limestone aggregate, which is presumably fireproof, and it uses an alcohol-based gel as its burning fuel. This will prevent your home from being covered in soot, and makes extinguishing the flame as easy as sitting on it smothering it with a plate or something. It’s made by a company called FireTable, but they seem to make a bunch of other burning things, like hearths and mini-burners. The table models seem to start at around £900, and are available now. And I’m a little too tired to think of an appropriate bum-burning joke, so you’re free to make one up yourselves. | |||
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| Bronze Apprentice Sins: 104 Xations: 0% ![]() | That would not be useful in texas very much. Also unsafe for kids but very different. | |
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| Bronze Soldier Sins: 467 Xations: 1% ![]() | Get out the marshmellow and turn the sucker on. We making smores tonight! So who's buying this bad boy? | |
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| SiN-X Admin Sins: 2,320 Xations: 9% ![]() | Hey Pussy, can we sing camp fire songs and tell ghost stories too? I can see someone sueing the company fo burning down their own home. | |
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| **Sins Mistress** Sins: 803 Xations: 6% ![]() | lmfao!! yeah that would be some shit huh campfire songs and ghoststories! lol some ones house is burning and everyone is like what happened omg ! oh well i bought this new table and we were singin g campfire songs and roasting marshmellows in the living room and telling ghost storeis and my house burned down! | |
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| Iron Knight Sins: 587 Xations: 0% ![]() | Looks nice and tempting for Colorado. Not here in Texas and not with two toddlers. :| Makes me want to go skiing and mkae smores! | |
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| Platinum Infantryman Sins: 383 Xations: 0% ![]() | Yeah Have A Guess Over And Burn His Ass | |
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| Bronze Infantryman Sins: 336 Xations: 0% ![]() | Ummm......this doesn't seem like an obvious fire hazard to anybody???? I can see Christmas now.....opennign presents next to the new table....kids playing and tossing the wrapping paper away form tehir newest toy and POOF! The house goes up in flames ![]() | |
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