Penis Candy Not So Dandy

Joi 06-27-2008

Gummi Bears take on some very un-family-friendly shapes ... and ingredients.


Gummies take on many different shapes: snakes, frogs, and every cartoon character imaginable. One company, Mill Farm, tried their hand at a lighthouse shape and, well, ended up making something that looks more like a "trouser snake." Maybe these pornographic gummi mishaps aren't for kids, but truly, when you look at the ingredients of gummi bears, they shouldn't even be ingested by humans, kids or otherwise.

Gummies are a simple concoction of sugar, glucose syrup, starch, flavoring, food coloring, citric acid, and gelatin plus Carnauba wax to give them a glossy sheen. Carnauba wax, incidentally, is also used for car wax, shoe polish, floor and furniture polish. Hey, it's a candy and floor wax!
On a related note, Kellogg's has recently released Lego® Fruit Flavored Snacks, a gummi candy in the shape of those famous multi-colored blocks. Thanks for nothing, Kellogg's. We try to teach our kids NOT to put toys in their mouths. What's your next candy brainstorm--gummi light sockets?

Are your kids addicted to all varieties of gummies? Would you let your kids eat these, er, lighthouses or LEGOS?

hugo281

aww man, I would so be laughing if I saw a kid eating these, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!! lol

lilbluechula

Hmmm. they look very good though.I would eat them that s my kind of candy

Hsoolien

My kid loves anything that's mostly sugar, and sadly his mom does tend to allow him to overindulge.

Dream

These are the only gummies Sinny would never eat just for this thread alone would kill any chance of it.

Raven

A gummy candy he wont eat, lol. I think anyone would eat them until the read or hear something about it like this thread.

hugo281

lol well its just candy so yeah I wouldn't be surprised if I saw people eating them but for kids that don't know what it is they are eating and the shape I mean I just think that would be funny

spawnschickishot

lmfao i thinki would be mortified if i seen a child easting these lol i think i would take them away myself but i think that is just the parent inme talkin ... id take em and eat em myself lol

hugo281

well yeah that's what I meant about seeing a child eating these, even though they are gummy candy but I know there would be a parent out there going OMFG!!!

Dream

I would eat these and I would tease everyone, and you know me and Dreanna would have already done something really stupid and playful with them.

Chun-Li

I would so be fucking with everyone with candy like this. Trust me I would be teasing too Dream.

hugo281

that would be awesome to see yall fucking with everyone , I would just be like now that comedy/action baby!!! WHOO-HOOO!!!