Jamie Spears To KFed : Do My Daughter Again, I’ll Give You Millions

Pussy 06-10-2008

We know that living with Britney Spears isn't exactly akin to spending the day at Six Flags. Sure, there's probably an equivalent amount of ice-cream topped elephant ears, warm pork rinds, and overflowing toilets, but the water rides aren't nearly as fun. So we can understand Kevin Federline's reluctance to accept Daddy Spears's bribe to move back into the Brit pit (and, yes, we do mean both her home and her cooze coaster). According to Dlisted:

Brit Brit Spears has never loved a tool the way that she's loved KFed and Daddy Spears knows this. That's why he's offered KFed $4.5 million to remarry Brit so says Star Magazine.

A source said that Daddy Spears has been trying to get KFed back in Brit's life for a long ass time now. He's been in negotiations with KFed while keeping it from Brit.

The source went on to say that Daddy's latest offer to KFed is $4.5 million. I hope he's not dipping into Brit's frapp fund. That wouldn't be funny. The source said, “His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”

KFed is playing hard ball and he wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup when they remarry.

Why would Kevin consider such a proposition? If he stays away from Britney, he has control of the kids, he has his own house (which is presumably free of piles of dog shit in the corners), he gets loads and loads of money every month to rear the little'uns, and he doesn't have to live with Britney. Plus, when Sean P. says "Mommy doesn't have any panties," he won't have to listen to Britney's inevitable grammar correction: "No, no, honey, it's Mommy don't got none."

hugo281

I think he should take the money and run lol

Stephyi

I think that this is ridiculous. They really should just stop with all this crap. And I really hope he doesn't do it.

Hsoolien

This is a really great example of celebrity parentism, where the parent is trying to cook the golden goose right up so they can profit, cause let's face it, Britney is not worth what she was to the press since she left the one individual almost as retarded as herself. Basically daddy is sad Britney is not making him the money she used to and he'll pay to get it going again.

hugo281

lol yeah but by the way K-Fed is looking these days I think he might want the money to keep trying to push out that CD he was supposedly coming out with lol