The Cigarette Counter

SiNXation 11-25-2004

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Smoking is horrible. It stinks, it's bad for your health, and probably the health of those around you as well. If you do it, certain people will assume you must be the product of an incestuous tryst, probably having taken place in an outhouse in the foothills of some mountain range or another, to the sweet strains of Dueling Banjos. Which, of course, is why I have RJ Reynolds on speed dial. But like so many others, I've tried to quit. Could the Cigarette Counter finally take me where patches and gums, pointed fingers and deliberate fake coughing by obnoxious jerks could not? No, probably not. But it's a lot cheaper than most alternatives, and if nothing else, if one actually uses it, one cannot help but to be aware of exactly how much they're smoking. And that, whether you're trying to quit or not, might be a useful bit of data to chew on. Or suck on and inhale, whatever you prefer.

BonitaPajarita

Hummmm....interesting....I dont smoke but I could see putting a number on it might put it more into reality of how much one is actually smoking.

Not a bad idea...but does it have to be so big...cause common you all know it and truth be told there will be those who will have that counter and then have there cigaros as well. .

Wyntre

Ya, and you could also just keep track of how many packs you go through. I smoke... want to quit... make excuses not to... afraid if I let it go too long I'll never be able to... tired of hearing the lectures... use it as a crutch for anger/irritability... probably need an eye opener before I do quit... lol don't want to get the wrinkles or the hacking cough or the deep scratchy voice... have no will power!

mik3_713

i quit smokeing yay!! i havent smoked since pinkys bday party

Chulita

and if i remember correctly.. u had quit way before pinkys bday party which means u started back up.. with also means u are bound for another one soon!

mik3_713

yes i know..but im not gonna smoke again ive had chances since then n i havent done it

prfreak

people will treat this like the breathilizer test and see how many they can smoke in a day... instead of how drunk you can get...

:mercenary

BonitaPajarita

Ooo my counter says Ive only had 10...I can have just oooone more. heehee

Luciously_Busty

hahahaha that's fucken hilarious! but that's good for parents who smoke... make sure their kids aren't stealing their ciggs. or make sure nobody's stealing ur ciggs hahahaha

Wyntre

, didn't think of it that way. Smart... I know some kids that need to be busted with that!