Sex Toy Troubles - SiNXation

Sex Toy Troubles · 09-21-2003

What's more humiliating than having your parents stumble upon your stash of sex toys? Having your boss walk in on you when you're trying to stash a dildo in your purse.
That's what happened to one fan of "Cosmopolitan" magazine, which recently asked readers to share their most embarrassing sex toy stories.

"Kelly" says she put the naughty toy in her bag after a night with her boyfriend, but forgot to bring it back home. Unfortunately, the thing popped out of her purse just as her boss walked into her cubicle with a colleague he wanted her to meet.

Kelly's boss started to introduce her to the co-worker but then saw the toy in her hand and said, "Oh, I see you're busy."

In Kelly's words, "I stood there, frozen in shock, still holding a purple plastic penis in my hand."

Other sex toy horror stories include the woman who got caught with a vibrator at an airport security station and a lady whose dog dragged her vibrator out in front of her boyfriend's parents.

Raven · 10-03-2003

That's funny putting it on her since most XG member's don't work Dream. What was you thinking? lol

Dream · 10-03-2003

Yeah you right should have gave the story to Nina instead. I was stupid.

SinPhullDreams · 10-18-2003

I THINK THAT I HELLA FUNNY

THAT WOULD SUCK ASS IF MY BOSS SAW ME WITH A SEX TOY OR MY BOYFRIENDS FAMILY

Wyntre · 10-18-2003

Dayum this is too embarrassing.One time my mom asked to borrow my mascera and I told her to get it out my makeup bag in my purse and when she reached in to grab it she found some motion lotion instead!! That was just a gross moment for me!

Sugarlipz · 10-18-2003

Lmao! I saw that on the cover at the crocery store! It was pretty phunie/embaressing.

Chello · 10-19-2003

i don't have to worry bout my family seein' it cuz i've already shown them and they see it on top of my cabinet everytime they walk in my room so it's no biggie...but now if i was workin' and bossman saw that ...oh my gawd he would of said some stupid shit and then act like he would want to use it on me ::blah:: gross

Precious · 10-19-2003

that's silly...Neh I aint got no toy's so I aint got anything to worrie about

Kittykat · 10-19-2003

lol, well i only got one sex toy, and im glad i never been caught by my mom. if i was caught, shit i dont know how i would act, prolly embaressed

Hsoolien · 10-19-2003

This all reminds me of the opening scene to 'Not Another Teen Movie'...

Chulita · 10-19-2003

I dont have toys like that... My only sex toy is my boyfriends dick.. thats all I need.. yum!!! I luv it

Hsoolien · 10-19-2003

I want to be somebody's sex toy, but aint no one close to me that will have me

Precious · 10-19-2003

aww Hsoolien it's all good you got that girl that you met

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