Driving While "In-Copulated"

Lauren 05-29-2008

Meet Megan Douglas. The Florida woman, 18, had just finished having sex with a guy in her Toyota Highlander when the vehicle ran off a highway Friday night and struck a road sign and a concrete utility pole. Responding to the crash scene, St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office deputies found an allegedly tipsy Douglas and her male paramour naked, according to a police report, an excerpt of which you'll find below. Douglas explained that she had just had sex with passenger Robert Van Hooser Jr., 27, "but not while the vehicle was in motion." Douglas, who smelled of booze and had slurred speech, claimed that she had only consumed three or four beers before the accident. When a search of her purse turned up a marijuana stash, Douglas, pictured in the mug shot at right, admitted that she "deals it." Charged with drunk driving and pot possession, Douglas was briefly jailed before posting $13,500 bond. Van Hooser, an Indian River Community College student, was not charged for his role in the vehicular frolic.

Stephyi

Wtf thats stupid. sdgksdkjgshd

Hsoolien

Hey lets have an accident while drunk and in possesion, where does she think she is Canada?

hugo281

lol probably, damn from what I just read what was some skill having sex and keep the wheel straight at the same time up until the truck hit a pole and all that

Hsoolien

There is an amateur out there that claims sex at highspeeds is her biggest turn on, who's driving I don't knwo

hugo281

well who ever he or she is needs to get their asses pulled over before they hit me or me in my car lol

Raven

I know sex is a great thing but hey you don't have to be in a rush, pull over and tap that ass or something.

hugo281

hell yeah I'm with Raven on this one lol gotta tap that ass first, then drive lol

Hsoolien

Sometimes it's just a bit too far to the next place you can stop without worry? I know I've barely made a five minute drive a few times with my ex.

Actually this reminds me of an old story, a friend his GF and I were on the way home, and they were so desperate he begged me (at the time with not licence or inclination to drive) so they could continue in the back (it was a Blazer), I said fuck no, got out and waited in a convenience store for them to finish. She was one of the first woman I ever told I was not going to have sex with them. She came on to me one night when my friend was out of town, I hate the phrase but bro's before ho's